...in October, you clean your garage more than your house;
your house & yard becomes a visual speed bump;
you make more trips to the hardware store than the grocery store;
you have to schedule a media night;
children walk by and say WTF...
...your neighbors complain that THEY have to buy more candy because of YOU;
you have more skulls in your garage than friends on FB;
you actually consider how your home improvements will affect your haunt;
you can think of something to add to this list...
...you need to fill out a vacation request for the day AFTER Halloween;
you stop doing yard work in August;
you provide an additional 60 amp power supply to your electrical service;
your countdown to Halloween starts in July;
you think your countdown SHOULD have started in May.
